Philosophical question for the day: Why ARE koalas so darned cute?

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Koala: You look like a koala but you are not one. What are you?
Flat-bear: I'm a teddy-bear koala. My name's Flat-bear.
Koala: A bear!! Is it an omen? I beg your pardon. I am Kindra.
Flat-bear: Lovely to meet you!
Koala: Why are you flat?
Flat-bear: I guess whoever made me thought it would be cute.
Koala: Is being cute important?
Flat-bear: It is to me! [Imagining Saffy hugs]